Think about a time when you were cold....think about the coldest you've ever been in your life. I guarantee you you've never been as cold as I was today.
I'm talking about the wind stinging your face; your hands BURNING (isn't it ironic?) and shaking so hard that you can't even scrape your windshield off; where your feet are completely numb; and when your whole insides involuntarily shiver and your muscles start to spasm. Welcome to the Great White North.
It was only down to 5 degrees, with a wind chill of -15. I used to be able to handle these temperatures. It seems my time in TN has turned me warm-blooded. I'm still loving the snow, but it only needs to be 32 degrees for flakes, right? So why then is it so damn cold?!
By the way, I was listening to the Wreckers CD today and I'd just like to say "I can guarantee, things are sweeter in Tennessee."
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Listen, The Wreckers are wise beyond their years. I've always said that. It is pretty cold here, but nowhere close to 5.
Brandon
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